Birthday Poem By Me

I <3 precious so much that I had to write a poem,
to try to describe the awesomeness and flare,
its like what drunks think of a jeroboam,
plus you make me feel like I'm walking on air.

Your cool is like a an épée was swung,
so attuned and precise not a dust mite is spared,
it ignites an awe so powerful and young,
leaving poor me at a glance completely ensnared.

Please keep the world turning so nicely,
for many years yet to come,
with your vibes that flow so concisely,
and rid me entirely of all the ho-hum.